Sunday, 15 May 2011

Who say's US Aircraft Engineers cant make good husbands ? ♥ ♥

Engineers are the BEST boyfriends
ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes..

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ''-

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.


Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend!

Credits to Saarah Mariee For letting me share this ! <3 <3

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Truth you boy's should know "Revealed"

In my morning habits reading my email is somewhere in the top of the list. Nothing unusual until here, no? Of course not, instead of avoiding every source that can ruin our day, we’re so masochists that we just love to read bad news since we drink our morning coffee. I’ve subscribed to some newsletters from women’s magazines, don’t ask me why, I just did it and I can’t answer to this, and… this morning they wanted to enlighten me about one thing: “secrets about women that men don’t know”.
I find sharing of this information among women a complete waste of time, so let’s go to the part where my misogynistic ego is instantly upgraded and transformed into what they can call “The Mind Sperminator of Stupid Women”. Yeah, now, thanks to that article, I am in a new and way better form of misogynist. I will stop resuming myself to look at a stupid woman with sickness, and I will try to show her exactly what her position is for me: a boobs bearing girl and nothing more, good only for meaningless sex. No smartness inside, no feelings, no attitude.
But I can bet you’re already curious what was in that article that made me write this one, no? Let’s see.

1. Only 30% of women reach orgasm on every sexual act

What conclusion can be drawn from here? That 70% of women don’t even know how to or don’t even struggle to get there. No? They have sex just to be done and while they’re doing it they’re thinking if they look fat, if their hair is ok, if they shout too loud or if they don’t shout at all, what they have to do tomorrow, what’s in the fridge and all other shits that can pass trough a woman’s brain. Nothing about what is really happening there, because if they had done this they probably knew that the only purpose of having sex is to get to an orgasm, not to think of the shopping list for the next day. Next…

2. 50% of women have simulated orgasm at least once in life

I don’t want to ruin your self image but I can tell you for sure that at least half of your sex partners have lied you. Don’t worry yet, it isn’t your fault. You had your orgasm, you’ve done your part. They are just too stupid to understand why they are there. Women want to be equal with men but half of them are reducing themselves to a man’s pleasure achievement tool. Statistics don’t lie.

3. 3% of women sneeze at the thought of sexual fantasies

This is too funny to be true. And when you think that… the other 97% apparently get all wet when they think about it it’s even better. The 3% don’t know what they’re missing, eh? Too bad that when they are truly able to accomplish their fantasies, they’re missing that part. This is the cruel truth: some of them get to the pleasure while some will just settle for a sneeze.

4. Older women appreciate sex more than younger ones

Well at how rare it is at that age, no wonder. And dad’s soldiers have a limited term of use, no? But this is the main reason why we love MILFs. If she’s hot and pretty desperate, she’s gonna do it with whoever has the guts to ask her properly. And she’ll teach him a lesson too. Or more. We all have our half-fuck-mate out there, somewhere.

5. 80% of women are sure that all men cheat

Do you realize that, in the entire world, there are still 20% naive women?! No problem for us, the best enemy is the one that you don’t know of.

6. Fat women have less sex

And because their sexual energy isn’t released, they eat even more. And they get even fatter, so the chances of having sex are less day by day. Dammit, it’s a vicious circle. We will soon be eaten by enormous women. Save the mankind and go fast and have sex with the first fat woman you will see. Together we can make it!

7. 80% of women gain weight after their wedding

So… take a better look at her now because you won’t see it like this again after. Or just, don’t get married. This also shows why there are 40% mistresses in the world.

8. Very few women want to implement their sexual fantasies

Well, who would want sex with a Latin guy on a Spanish beach, while troubadours are singing in the background? I mean, a little privacy, please… And if they will really manage to do this, they probably won’t enjoy the moment since they aren’t capable of it. They’ll just think that the troubadours would look better in pink suits and that Latin guy could be a celebrity or maybe it should have been an Italian beach and so on. Who cares? Most women are too shy to share their fantasies, and they’re even more scared of implementing those fantasies in life.

9. Women are able to have sex out of pity or revenge

“I don’t have nickels to give you but take some sex.” Yes, especially the revenge sex gotta be a good one. “You mother f#$@%g pig! Take this to see if you’ll be able to comment again!!” Revenge sex is great.

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Toughest Night , But i was not ALONE !

I was having some really tough problems last night .
Never felt more rejected and disrespected before in my whole life .
The problems i was going though in my mind , was unremarkable ,
i was so depressed , hurt and tempted to do stupid things to myself .
But i had you . guess who ?

" Ayumi Goh "

She is a true friend , she was there supporting me , helping me when i was in pain , 
Yes yes i wont lie ,  i was crying . Why you ask? 
well that's another story that i do not want to share .
you know whats amazing about her ? she called me , calm me down . 
then all of a sudden ? cried with me .
I dont know why , but i felt the connection there , It was hard for me .
i think yesterday was the hardest day of my life .
Not only was i BROKE! i had no money on me , Not even enough money to go back to University 
but on top of that , i was lonely , feel lifeless , alone and depressed .
when Ayumi called me , she made my day , she cheer me up , even 
called her friend to help pick me up ! she was so worried about me .
so i decided she should have a place in my blog , you deserve this love .
All the best to you ! your father !  :B


Truly old school :
StupidRomeo / Syed Abdullah

Monday, 28 March 2011

Ending or a new chapter ?

I dont want to talk much about what happen yesterday , 
it was the worst thing that happen .
I think . 
that's basically it.

Truly yours .
Stupid Romeo / Syed Abdullah

Sunday, 27 March 2011

What i deserve ?

What i deserve is nothing more then a loving family , which i already have . Dad's great, mum's just awsem . Brother is wicked cool and sister is nice .Though they are things in life that we all crave for in the future one hence when the day is destined to come . So i figured why not say it ? Right ? Dont really care what you think ? cause for all i care , this is my blog . And i can write what ever i wish .

1. I think i deserve someone who love's me . i might have made alot of silly mistake's before , but i know ive changed myself , I want someone who love's me , and is willing to spend the rest of their life with me as my wife .
Not as a typical girlfriend or Scandal . Those are all in the past .
2. Someone who loves traveling as much as i do , Someone who wants to see the world with me , holding my hand along the way . How amazing would that be ? To be traveling with the one person you love ?

3. Someone who love's cooking and enjoy food like i do , I eat ALOT . Be warned im a monster of food . no food is not good for me  :P

4 . Someone who is not embarrassed to hold my hand / kiss me in public . I love those type of women . They are not embarrassed to tell the world they are with me . 

5 . Someone who love's children , see i love kids . Always have and i want to have babies of my own someday , doesn't matter if they are adopted or from one's womb . As long as they are cute . Im all good .

6 . someone that does not have a perfect past life , i dont want someone with a perfect past life because its just going to make the relationship boring and dull . Besides i was a bad person myself . So it would be fair to find someone as the same level as i am ?

7 . Someone who love's cat's ! be warned ! I lovee cat's . i would push my future wife aside and let my cat cuddle up in the bed beside me , Cats are just amazingly cute . Im going to get myself one .

8 . Last but not least , someone who would take a leap of faith , for me , as i am willing to die for them . if you qualify as the above to give me a buzz . haha . Joke Joke !  :B

Truly himself .
Stupid Romeo / Syed Abdullah


Saturday, 26 March 2011

Ending of once a Beautiful Love story .

Baik lah kalau itu jawaban kamuh..
Aku terima semua ini dengan lapang dada,
Dan aku cukup puas ,karena telah mengutarakan isi hatiku..
Tetapi, ingat lah satu hal..
Ketika suatu hari nanti ,dimana kamuh sudah tidak ada tempat untuk melindungi hati muh lagi,datang lah pada ku kapan aja kamuh mau..
hati ku selalu terbuka untuk kamuh dan akan selalu terbuka buat muh wahai wanita ku
karena aku yakin , suatu saat nanti kau pasti mengerti mana yang lebih baik dan mana yg lebih buruk, mungkin bukan sekarang ,tetapi aku yakin hari itu akan datang ,dan aku tidak akan lelah buat membukakan pintu hati kuh untuk muh 

Truly Ended .
Stupid Romeo / Syed Abdullah

Everything is Not right towards You .

Everything  i seem to do .
Everything i seem to say .
Is never right .
Even when i have to faithfully drop myself .
on my knee's .
to take the blame .
Still i am not right .
I was right .
Your not who were a long time ago .
The person i know .
Exist not .
Only in dreams .

What happen to you .
What happen to Destiny ?

Truly Your's .
Stupid Romeo / Syed Abdullah